Tweets by @Maiimouna / January 2017

I will get your DMs and replies, don't worry. I just don't feel like twitter is something I can deal with at the moment.

9:15 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client

I hate going on social media these last few days and weeks. So I'll probably leave for a while or rarely come here. I'm sorry.

9:07 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client

I should start naming my hair colors after @OutlawSoaps soap names. Right now it's Calamity Jane.

9:06 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client

UnlikelyWords Getting fired by Trump for trying to defend the Constitution is the most honorable thing any government official can do right now.

3:57 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

spectatorindex BREAKING: European Council President lists Trump Administration's foreign policy among one of the external threats to the European Union

1:32 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Habe eben bei Aldi eingekauft. Hab direkt SchuldgefÃ¼hle gegenÃ¼ber meinem netten Netto-VerkÃ¤ufer :<

5:28 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @cattsmall: Fucking finally, Twitter overlords. https://t.co/uQ7h0OlwaN

5:01 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Gingerhazing This guy's existential numbness is very relatable right now pic.twitter.com/IHtxPtP3j2

1:31 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

amiraminiMD She. Literally. Had. To. Explain. The. Geneva. Convention. To. Him. pic.twitter.com/IbKCvLnrP5

9:23 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @bbcdoctorwho: Peter reveals the new series of #DoctorWho starts 15th Aprilâ€¦ and it'll be his last!
Hear the entire @JoWhiley show: httpâ€¦

10:01 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

AFP CORRECTION New graphic to correct countries where Trump has disclosed business links pic.twitter.com/Lj3ruE9PzJ

11:03 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

EmilyDWarfield There is no mental disorder that makes you a fascist There is no mental disorder that makes you a fascist There is no mental disorder that m

2:19 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @twlldun: You are not a refugee, Julian. You are an internet troll hiding in an embassy stock cupboard to avoid rape charges,. https://tâ€¦

9:48 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

PostCultRev My kids have a toy fire truck that says "help is on the way" and at night I sit in the dark and push the button to keep making it say that.

8:46 AM, Oct 23rd, 2013 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

bethanduncalf Glasgow vs Cambridge pic.twitter.com/qyTiBH1KrZ

9:06 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @thepunningman: I'm glad there's nothing important going on in the world, so we can all get behind PETA trying to ban Warhammer characteâ€¦

9:38 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Die URL von "Kind+ Berufswahl" ist "kind-berufswahl. info"

9:14 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

"Wir pacen auf eine Herzfrequenz von 96. Wer weiÃŸ warum?"
Ich: "Weil wirâ€¦ in Hannover sind?"
"Richtig!"

WTF Mediziner. WTF.

8:15 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@vollkorn1982 hahaha okay

7:02 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to vollkorn1982

@Twelectra ich dachte der singt bei Rammstein

6:28 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Twelectra

@vollkorn1982 \same/

6:28 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to vollkorn1982

RT @harbinger: At 18 my father fled the Nazis. 2 strangers from a youth hostel put up Â£200 for his UK visa. They saved his life. https://t.â€¦

11:23 AM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

johnpaulfarmer I'm 20 minutes from landing at JFK. Pilot just warned us about delays due to #NoBan protests at T4.

The passengers' response?

Applause.

2:36 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Unitoiletten.

Wollen spÃ¤ter an Menschen rumschnÃ¼ffeln aber kÃ¶nnen nicht mal ohne Sauerei pissen.

11:11 AM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @trevortimm: Trump's vow to kill the innocent families of terrorists off to a disturbing start https://t.co/FGyfSoybAV

12:24 AM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @mariachong: The time East Germany built a wall and my grandma swam across a river at night under machine gun fire to circumvent it. Braâ€¦

12:20 AM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

reporterjoe .@SenFeinstein dropping bills versus Trump immigration order pic.twitter.com/9XGshae6Y5

11:35 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:19 AM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @_fluoreszent: omg, this looks like the best thing. https://t.co/8450IvH9zg

11:51 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@Die_Enkelin Hey, magst du mir mal folgen, damit ich dir DMs schicken kann? Das wÃ¤r lieb. Ich sag dann worum es geht, wenn das okay ist.

11:47 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client

_lesharenee Obama: Hey y'all I'm back from vaca-
America: pic.twitter.com/HvWNT6Hnq2

6:19 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

iIovepixels and I'm left here,
missing you pic.twitter.com/KXjZFLL7Ma

12:34 AM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Dienst war der ruhigste seit Monaten auf diesem Wohnbereich.

Direkt einen Parkplatz bekommen eben.

Heute war ein guter Tag.

9:40 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Bai bai Berlin o/

8:30 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @Zedachan: My mom's first name is Gay. But these complimentary mailing label makers thought it was her surname, so. Here we are. https:/â€¦

8:06 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Ich hab SchuhgrÃ¶ÃŸe 41, meine Mama 43.
Socken haben kein Geschlecht verdammte Axt.

7:32 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Wir gucken uns Socken an.
VerkÃ¤uferin: "Die sind fÃ¼r MÃ¤nner!"
Wir ðŸ™„ðŸ™„ðŸ™„

7:31 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Dolores Burritos. Best food in town

7:17 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @redhidinghood_: â€ž4 von 5 Leuten sagen die AFD distanziere sich nicht ausreichend von rechtsextremen Aussagen."

Ich habe da einige Breaâ€¦

5:00 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @kingsleyyy: When you try to put a beautiful woman down, but the universe has bigger plans ðŸ˜Œ https://t.co/dJrplfjagB

4:59 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@bjoerngrau weil Niedersachsen.

4:54 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Hallo Grober Unfug, heute komm ich nicht vorbei. Aber ich wink dir von der anderen StraÃŸenseite.

4:41 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@miri_64 \o/

1:18 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to miri_64

Svenja_Eck pic.twitter.com/PgN4NrIoxE

3:26 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

HALLO BERLIN GUTEN MORGEN

1:16 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@kathakatze oh doch, damit auch ^^

12:20 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to kathakatze

Samstag Morgen in der U-Bahn ab Hbf: nicht mal fÃ¼r eine blinde Frau stehen die Menschen von ihrem Sitz auf.

9:14 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Bald wieder blondieren. Die Kommilitonin hat schon einem gegenseitig-blondieren-Treffen zugesagt. :D

9:09 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@Bediko DOCH NICHT VORM FRÃœHSTÃœCK *Ã¼bt den Befehlston*

8:56 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Bediko

Mit SÃ¼ÃŸigkeiten kÃ¶nnte man mich ja nie in ein fremdes Auto locken. Mit Sitzheizung hingegen..

8:55 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Guten Morgen liebes Team der @uestra, ich wÃ¼nsche euch ein problemfreies, schÃ¶nes und entspanntes Wochenende ðŸ’• Und danke fÃ¼r's mitnehmen!

8:26 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@yetztonyte ich mag dich auch!!

4:39 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to yetztonyte

Seriously, this is HARD pic.twitter.com/1ZaD67DAoM

8:37 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone

@KaBine done ðŸ’ªðŸ»

6:24 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to KaBine

So, gegessen und eingekauft und bei einer Serie vom Tag erholt. HeiÃŸt das, ich muss jetzt putzen?

5:24 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client

RT @mattmfm: Ok, I'm lost: why is the First Lady of a supposedly populist administration on the cover of Vanity Fair Mexico eating jewelryâ€¦

4:54 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @raeuberhose: Genau SO geht's! https://t.co/4VGNj61nWs

3:33 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

thereaIbanksy it's not happening here but it's happening now. pic.twitter.com/obYIIdpG81

8:28 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @OgGarland: International Holocaust remembrance day ..we must never forget ..Never again ..And we must fight Fascism everywhere .. httpsâ€¦

12:15 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @jessalyn: Now more than ever. https://t.co/l1KZt8OZZv

11:51 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

TJMoser Only one U.S. Senator voted "no" on every Trump appointment...

Kristen Gillibrand.

Remember that. pic.twitter.com/CGd5XRLbQN

4:35 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:49 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Ach ich mag meine Kommilitonin. pic.twitter.com/GTVhId9MqI

9:49 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone

RT @InsideChappaqua: #WeRemember My dad:Jacob Breitstein, 94, survivor of Auschwitz, the death march, and Bergen Belsen. #neveragain @Worldâ€¦

9:47 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @EvaMozesKor: 72 yrs. ago today we were liberated from AUSCHWITZ I am the Chuby child next to the nurse. It was great to be Free! httpâ€¦

9:47 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

BlckPorcelain Remember when you read your history textbook & thought "how could they NOT know?"

This. Is. That. Part. pic.twitter.com/YGFFDJD93I

4:45 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

ManuclearBomb Pic 1 from November 10th, Pic 2 from today pic.twitter.com/NT0rCGY729

11:59 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Yay Mail vom Anwalt!

4:56 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

BulletinAtomic Read the 2017 Doomsday Clock Statement: ow.ly/4fRp308nsou pic.twitter.com/yAhkLvVngz

4:35 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Hayleystevens Nobody in my Twitter feed is talking about the Doomsday Clock. Um... guys? Guys? It's moved forward. Guys...

4:32 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

@mattgemmell oh wow that really must be annoying. ^^'

4:38 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

@mattgemmell what's your least favourite traffic sign? ðŸš¦

4:28 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

RT @tagesspiegel: Unsere sehbehinderte Autorin beschreibt NÃ¶te am Bahnhof und empfiehlt Sehenden, einem Blinden mit Hund zu folgen. https:/â€¦

4:16 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Hayleystevens Me: I wonder if the outside door handle gets jealous of the inside one? They're both connected but it gets cold/wet.
Me: WTF did I just say?

2:39 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:01 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @Die_Enkelin: BÃ„M! https://t.co/aefoF76r2q

4:00 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @DanielaKayB: This is a really, really important thread about everyday life in the early Third Reich, and why "no one did anything to prâ€¦

1:49 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @GebbiGibson: PasswÃ¶rter mÃ¼ssen gar nicht kompliziert sein. Wir Informatiker wollen Euch nur irre machen, weil Ihr uns frÃ¼her in der Schâ€¦

11:40 AM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @andizeisler: So today did have a bright spot after all.ðŸ‘ŠðŸ» https://t.co/1T10R3e9UH

11:39 AM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @nicole_schoen: Lt. SchÃ¤tzungen stirbt in Russland alle 40 min 1 Frau an Folgen hÃ¤usl. Gewalt. Politik/Kirche: ENTKRIMINALISIERUNG!
httpâ€¦

11:39 AM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @RandallTrang: Free lesson from a concerned martial arts instructor ðŸ‘Š#WomensMarch #art #comics #illustration #feminism #punchmorenazis hâ€¦

11:39 AM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@DanielaKayB Samstag ab frÃ¼hestens 14:00 NÃ¤he TorstraÃŸe, Kleidung und Schuhe nÃ¶tig, UnterwÃ¤sche option@strangecatgecat

11:16 AM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to DanielaKayB

RT @_herzrauschen: ja, naja. wie wÃ¤rs mit fragen? https://t.co/DeMpROlRov

10:52 AM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @schreibgarten: So ein schÃ¶nes #Plakat habe ich lange nicht gesehen. #internett #goldbrunnenplatz https://t.co/tSmvDbI5sD

9:54 AM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Und den Haushalt mache ich auch nach Plan.

Die Alternative zu Sprache lernen war Ã¼brigens Sport ðŸ™ˆ

9:02 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Ja, mein Leben ist etwas kaputt, dass ich trotz Besuchen aller Vorlesungen und lernen in der Bib und Arbeit und Serien noch Zeit Ã¼brig hab.

9:01 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Habe beschlossen eine neue Sprache zu lernen. Weil ich mich abends immer ein bisschen langweile. Und weil @Autofocus es indirekt empfahl.

9:00 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@paniq I don't see a difference to today's situation..?

8:58 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to paniq

RT @GefionT: "From now on it's illegal to ejaculate, except for the purpose of reproduction" https://t.co/lXrv6kvFrR

8:56 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@kathakatze oh ja. Und zwei Blechdosen dabei :3

8:33 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to kathakatze

Zum SpaÃŸ duolingo ausprobiert und bisher liegen mir RumÃ¤nisch und Russisch besser als TÃ¼rkisch. FÃ¼r eins entscheiden und auf gehts.

8:13 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client

@uestra glaube ich gern. Immer dieses Expo GelÃ¤nde :-/ Ihr schafft das irgendwie! :D

6:21 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@uestra ah okay :) ich hÃ¤tte fast ein bisschen Hoffnung, dass mal eine VerlÃ¤ngerung zu Ikea gebaut wird ðŸ˜…

5:53 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @TheSoundDefense: Being loud works. EVERYONE BE LOUDER. PICK UP THOSE PHONES. Elected officials are still terrified of being voted out.â€¦

5:33 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@uestra habe ich richtig gehÃ¶rt, dass es Expo Ost eine neue Haltestelle geben soll? Wo soll die dann sein? ðŸ¤”

5:33 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

blakemessick @blakemessick And that's the story of how I got a free printer pic.twitter.com/DOJlS7jf39

10:56 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

blakemessick @blakemessick update: my neighbor has thrown out the printer pic.twitter.com/OPoAFuJjZ5

10:46 PM, Dec 31st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

blakemessick my neighbor just got an unsecured wireless printer, so I sent this to him pic.twitter.com/UxVdyLJTYv

11:18 AM, Dec 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Happy me. pic.twitter.com/jUshfCuDlV

5:28 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone

RT @williehamburg: Endlich: Nach 12 Jahren hat Niedersachsen wieder eine Landeszentrale fÃ¼r politische Bildung #ltnds #gruene #rotgrÃ¼nwirktâ€¦

4:49 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @SPIEGELONLINE: Ein Abtreibungsverbot fÃ¼hre nicht zu weniger SchwangerschaftsabbrÃ¼chen sondern zu heimlichen Abtreibungen, die Leben gefâ€¦

4:47 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Durfte bei einer Extubation zusehen und wurde gefragt ob ich es selbst machen will ðŸ™Š
(Hab aber abgelehnt)

4:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

LOLGOP Donald Trump is concerned that people other than Vladimir Putin may have helped decide this election.

1:30 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Statt HelloFresh gibt es dann heute Abend Lebkuchen Schmidt.

2:19 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Zeig mir deine Schuhe und ich sag dir, welcher Typ Arzt du bist.

12:08 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Oniropolis When you joined twitter compared to now. pic.twitter.com/0mm5zQ8sfY

3:48 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

meakoopa "Alt-Right Hook," by @MattBors thenib.com/alt-right-hook pic.twitter.com/7IH02OtIqY

9:49 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

_loveallthis Well. This is moving quickly indeed. pic.twitter.com/NNeLllfIF5

7:43 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @ajplus: BREAKING: House passes H.R. 7, barring women from using insurance to pay for abortion. It also makes the Hyde amendment permaneâ€¦

10:36 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Unser Dozent sieht aus wie Christian Bale/American Psycho ðŸ˜±

10:12 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@strangecat wobei @DanielaKayB sicher auch mitkommen kÃ¶nnte wenn sie mag, oder?

10:11 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to strangecat

@strangecat ja aber ich plane 17:00 mit dich abholen. Hatte mich nur falsch formuliert weil die VL ablenkt ;)

10:07 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to strangecat

@andreasdotorg Danke, aber zum Essen haben Becky und ich schon Dolores im Anschluss geplant ;) @DanielaKayB

9:58 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to andreasdotorg

@DanielaKayB \o/
(Bin ab 14:00 in der Stadt, aber nicht lange. Bin NÃ¤he TorstraÃŸe. Kann auch nicht lange, geht gegen 17:00 zurÃ¼ck nach H)

9:55 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to DanielaKayB

@DanielaKayB Hast du zwischendurch Zeit und Lust dich mit mir auf einen Kaffee zu treffen? :3

9:51 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to DanielaKayB

paraicodonnell Half a century ago, the US federal government launched Apollo 11.

Half an hour ago, it forced a national park to delete a science tweet.

11:45 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:00 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

paniq all you need to pay attention to is the senate, congress & trump's executive orders. everything else is just distraction.

6:48 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

@uestra gerade rechtzeitig zum Wochenmarkt am Freitag. Danke! Habt einen tollen Tag ðŸŒ»

8:58 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

ColettePatterns Is your pattern missing a pocket? Here's how to draft your own in-seam pockets! stch.me/2iFsRLp pic.twitter.com/P6ft6FSI0Q

3:11 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Buffer (retweeted on 8:57 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Slate Texas Supreme Court agrees to consider rolling back same-sex marriage rights: slate.me/2jkqXPJ pic.twitter.com/UsOT8kgAE8

7:04 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via SocialFlow (retweeted on 8:56 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

LOLGOP If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.

3:45 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

AcaciaBrinley If you're 'pro-life' you have to be pro life for the rest of their life. So healthcare, education, welfare, anything to help them live.

9:59 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

@Bediko ist wie mit Sexâ€¦

8:52 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Bediko

@Buntomat They have a son..

8:51 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Buntomat

Was @DanielaKayB wohl am Samstag macht ðŸ¤”

8:50 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Ich vermisse die HelloFresh Kochbox schon jetzt ðŸ˜”

8:50 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @SenSanders: President Trump ignored the voices of millions and put the short-term profits of the fossil fuel industry ahead of the futuâ€¦

9:56 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

MarcSnetiker I genuinely can't stop thinking about this pic.twitter.com/NW7uOu96tO

6:08 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @SarahhhhJo: she FIRE ðŸ˜ https://t.co/sGYBzcqm10

9:55 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @goodnewsnetwork: Flint Water No Longer Exceeds Federal Lead Limit https://t.co/hmMSDDmzNJ https://t.co/4KoFV0rFdw

9:54 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@kathakatze ðŸƒðŸ»â€â™€ï¸

9:54 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to kathakatze

GoldenerAluhut Einfache Antwort auf die erste Frage? Ja. #mussmanwissen pic.twitter.com/coPkz3rNAT

12:00 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @gay_league: What realistically drawn boobs look like. https://t.co/fVod9U7pzX

8:17 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

girlposts Oh wow I'm so surprised pic.twitter.com/k85DlFsQI2

12:20 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Buffer (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @PoCBeauty: If it's not you who's pregnant, wether someone chooses adoption, abortion, or to parent is not your business ðŸ—£

8:14 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @SZ: Der Augenblick, in dem es nicht mehr dein Problem ist. https://t.co/Yx97OXykc6

6:11 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Kann nicht mehr. Mag nichtmetrisch. Vielleicht dann doch mal endlich nach Hause. Oder noch eine Pause.

5:26 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@pmotti ?

2:39 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to pmotti

Mit einem der OberÃ¤rzte der Augenheilkunde gesprochen.Famulatur kÃ¶nnte klappen :D und ich bleibe lÃ¤nger im GedÃ¤chtnis (hoffentlich positiv).

2:38 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

ausnahmsweise pic.twitter.com/sPlukmX3Pn

1:22 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:49 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

OP-Videos und Annas Reaktion:

Augen-OP: :o cool wow more please

Venenentnahme: nooo stahp please nooooo

Herzchirurgie: ðŸ˜±ðŸ˜±ðŸ˜µ

1:49 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

GillyBerlin R O F L pic.twitter.com/4sYF5xxyVW

1:28 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @Sereiya_: #TranssexualitÃ¤t #Transsexuality #Transgender #Trans #prejudice #Gender #transwomen https://t.co/QlxhRLMA0a https://t.co/ogrZâ€¦

12:59 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @WeNeedFeminlsm: our next generation looks so pure and hopeful https://t.co/anhVT4J6Fg

12:58 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

jeremynewberger .@realDonaldTrump just set the world record for the guy rejected by more women in a single day in the history of humanity.

10:59 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @skeptiker_de: Wichtiges Thema! Als ErgÃ¤nzung empfehlen wir das Interview mit Benedikt Matenaer in SKEPTIKER 3/16 https://t.co/o0T5ziVk2â...

12:57 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@_fluoreszent thing is: so wirst du direkt als "problematisch" gesehen, auch wenn du im Recht bist. :-/

12:55 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to _fluoreszent

RT @TWTANE: 1. 3 teeth.
2. no medication after.
3. he missed the bus so he had to WALK home.
4. square up. https://t.co/CJz9gpV50d

12:54 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@mattgemmell :O :O :O
<3 <3

11:15 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

landpsychology There are so many cats and dogs on the Internet that we forget about newborn alpacas pic.twitter.com/81gQqpAGFn

12:55 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Postcron App (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

SubMedina pic.twitter.com/fp3RlUUhYl

2:02 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @ashyda: Hier ihr Nespresso-Kapsel-SchlÃ¼rfer.

https://t.co/pCzPT3T38K stellt Kaffee in zu 100% kompostierbaren Kapseln aus MaisstÃ¤rke hâ€¦

9:59 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @yashar: This really is an A+ tweet https://t.co/0r3aw2cKyv

7:48 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

PFTompkins Now people are telling me that Chips Hardy is Tom Hardy's father. UH WHAT IS THIS THE JUNGLE BOOK dogs can't be dads to humans!

6:57 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

PFTompkins TV TRIVIA TIME! Did you know @TabooFX was co-created by series star Tom Hardy and his dog? pic.twitter.com/eDfhDnTqXs

6:46 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Dr_Roldy pic.twitter.com/mdfFmgeDwF

12:25 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

beverlylove me in typography class pic.twitter.com/Yr9zcQIM6Y

7:26 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @MamsellChaos: OMG?! https://t.co/HLhXLtXxrS

11:03 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

#notetoself GoodNotes4

6:21 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Ich mag ja die neuen #TW3000, aber die SitzflÃ¤chen sind echt rutschig und wenig ergonomisch :-/

5:51 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Karnythia Punch a Nazi. Punch a Klansman. Punch anyone who thinks genocide is a good idea. Feel no shame in fighting evil. Kthxbye.

5:06 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Janetter (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

@Nienor_ danke!!

5:42 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Nienor_

@Nienor_ iOS, fÃ¼rs iPad

5:36 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Nienor_

@l33tname und primÃ¤r zum bearbeiten

5:32 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to l33tname

@l33tname geht ums iPad, vergaÃŸ ich zu sagen

5:32 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to l33tname

Ich bin etwas genauer: fÃ¼r ein ipad2, zum bearbeiten von Vorlesungsfolien. Bestenfalls incl einfÃ¼gen von Fotos.

5:32 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@Nienor_ genau. Perfekt wÃ¤re wenn ich Fotos einfÃ¼gen kÃ¶nnte damit.

5:31 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Nienor_

I mean, sie sind beide zu teuer fÃ¼r mich eigentlich. Aber ich brauche eine App. Und zwar eine, die nicht immer abstÃ¼rzt. Sigh.

5:15 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Acrobat Reader stÃ¼rzt noch immer oft ab. Jetzt entscheiden zwischen Notability und PDF Expert. Nochmal die Frage: kÃ¶nnt ihr eins empfehlen?

5:14 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

OhNoSheTwitnt [Does the sarcastic jerkoff motion so hard I punch myself in the face] pic.twitter.com/YLGqfqVtSH

4:00 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @_fluoreszent: gibt es eigtl eine nachfrage nach nicht super professionell aufgezogenem dogwalking? like, hai berlin: ich wÃ¼rde gerne huâ€¦

4:25 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

catclick Half cat, half koala pic.twitter.com/8alogQzcGX

2:44 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:20 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @hzlhrst: Looking for a trans woman in the UK who would like to receive some makeup/beauty supplies! Not high end but all brand new & unâ€¦

10:47 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

notaxiwarrior pic.twitter.com/ZkwgEs0d6Q

10:59 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RozKaveney Well of course Republicans want to pull out of the UN. The UN was originally created to punch Nazis in the face on an industrial scale.

10:30 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @beyupdates_: Wikihow turned Obama, BeyoncÃ©, and Jay Z white to explain "How to become a congressman." https://t.co/QNTGz5wjaq

9:03 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @gibilisco: A taxonomy for Trump Tweets. Based on @onthemedia https://t.co/tDpuza7fDU https://t.co/KiRJJICI6h

9:01 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@madeofwasps Mother Theresa? Me too.

9:01 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to madeofwasps

RT @ffffffffck: can female squid please tell me where they get them https://t.co/54VRWmPdxs

8:54 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@OutlawSoaps but it happened ^^

9:25 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to OutlawSoaps

RT @t_grote: WhatsApp hands over metadata showing which numbers contacted which over WhatsApp, when, and for how long, as well as the IP adâ€¦

9:02 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @SikhProf: Sikhs around the US spent the day supporting women's rights and offering free food. These are our traditions! #WomensMarch htâ€¦

8:55 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@randsturz :-/ das heiÃŸt nur, dass wir sicher bald wiederkommen. Bestimmt.

8:30 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to randsturz

@mattgemmell I think the combination of Vastra, Jenny and Strax in Doctor Who. Mainly Vastra. She's determined but reasonable.

7:44 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

guenterhack "In surprise move, Clinton declares herself Alternative President. Trump team flees to Avignon."

5:47 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

shenanigansen pic.twitter.com/TZcK8ecGxc

4:05 PM, Jan 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

@mattgemmell it's true! I thought I'll give it a try but now I'm a bit disappointed because ðŸ¤” isn't a question..

7:20 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

Bin ja gespannt welche Konsequenzen das WE fÃ¼r mich hat. Weil ich ja angeblich arbeiten sollte.

7:10 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@kathakatze ðŸ˜˜

7:05 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to kathakatze

@kathakatze Wenn ich sechs Kisten mit je sieben Ã„pfeln habe, wie viele Ã„pfel habe ich insgesamt?

7:03 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to kathakatze

(Kchrchrch.)

7:01 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Decaf coffee break. Ask me anything.

7:01 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Bai Bai Hamburg. Ich vermiss dich schon jetzt.

7:00 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @Ninchen_ohne_Ka: Bitte #followerpower:

Suche trans Frauen, die OP ohne neovagina hatten oder planen und mir tipps fÃ¼r die AntrÃ¤ge beiâ€¦

6:48 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @breesophiebree: I've had a bath. I now play bass guitar in a black metal band. https://t.co/bKB9VbGEOf

6:27 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@mattgemmell Regarding names.. @madeofwasps is the queen of naming animals.

6:22 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

mattgemmell Honestly I resent working under these creative restrictions. pic.twitter.com/sfE417mEFx

4:53 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitterrific (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

theangelremiel Far more powerful, to my mind, that she is not present but expresses support.

11:44 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

theangelremiel I think her presence there would have been a distraction. It would have changed the narrative from "women's march" to "sore loser"

11:43 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

theangelremiel I've seen a couple of people criticize Hillary Clinton for not being on the women's march and I really can't agree.

11:43 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @turntsIut: Y'all better make this VIRAL since any other media wont do it https://t.co/A668T8CqmF

12:21 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

xlovelucy RT if black women taught/are teaching you how to be a better feminist.

RT if WOC taught/are teaching you how to be a better feminist.

12:09 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:19 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @taterpie: dying. dead. with a smile on my face. https://t.co/ZtU5vSMlHv

12:15 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

maiimouna (@Maiimouna)

January 2017