The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @Maiimouna ever

January 10th, 2016

@SeltsameMensch @SamaelFalkner ich habe a) keine Ahnung worum es gerade geht, b) interessiert es mich nicht und c) stop including me

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Das Leben muss so anstrengend gewesen sein in den 50ern. Immer dafür sorgen. dass die Haare am nächsten Tag gut sitzen..

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@_felicitus abschwellendes Nasenspray (Rezept) oder OP. Vielleicht helfen auch nasenduschen.

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@_felicitus weil eh schon immer einer enger ist als der andere.

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Wolfie_Rankin I remember when I had an 8-bit cat too. pic.twitter.com/mMqmZsEW8x

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urbanphoto_blog Transit Map of the Day: Berlin's U-Bahn by average rents (city still looks like a bargain relative to NY/ London...) pic.twitter.com/dnyEVUGeyL

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RT @mimimibe: Die Katze tarnt sich wieder als Spiegelei. https://t.co/SHCQVp8sD8

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RT @mrmrs_: tfw when your cat looks up from her book to ask you what a big word means https://t.co/udSfwm0m5S

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Gotham3 Sleepy little baby otter pic.twitter.com/qoSINtgTys

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WheelTod If like me you struggle for comments on Uber drivers, pick an appropriate quote from a review of the Force Awakens: pic.twitter.com/8csgqMJQ4S

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bmf I'll wear a pink dress. I don't care. Being "manly" is not a thing intelligent adults should worry or even think about.

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weird_sci Lawn flamingos may seem kitchy and fun, but they can pick a T-Rex clean in a matter of minutes. Exercise caution. pic.twitter.com/oQxL8cgqZM

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thenatewolf "Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.

She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.

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@FarbloserKreis Die in dem mittleren Bild lacht wie du!!1!1!1! https://t.co/T8t205pGCQ

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@henrykploetz keine Sorge ich mich auch nicht

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