Tweets by @Maiimouna / October 24th, 2016

ARGH MOCK

12:32 AM, Oct 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @Criterion: A Message to Young People from Andrei Tarkovsky: https://t.co/5Is7gTix0S https://t.co/O5lX1znEjv

11:54 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client

Ich will bestimmt keine Werbung machen oder so aber es gibt Chlamydien-Schnelltests. Vielleicht ganz gut zu wissen. https://t.co/diimHZBSYb

11:40 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client

Studien zu genitalen Chlamydieninfektionen aus Uppsala.

I have no words.

11:35 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

"Ei-Auffang-Mechanismus"

Wird ja immer besser.

11:16 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

"WHO laboratory manual for the examination and processing of human semen".

11:07 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@blackspear "das Gegenteil von retrograd"

9:52 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to blackspear

@blackspear vermutlich alles physiologisch.

9:51 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to blackspear

Ich muss ja zugeben: egal wie horny ich diese Woche war: dieses Fach hat alle WÃ¼nsche dieser Art restlos vernichtet.

9:49 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

"orthograde Ejakulation". Man lernt nie aus.

9:48 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@katiedraws \o/

9:41 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to katiedraws

@mattgemmell i knew you might like him ^^

9:41 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

@mattgemmell did you ever look at Andy Goldsworthys art? I like it so much.

9:03 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

@mattgemmell what's your favourite piece of art and why? (Or favourite type of art)

9:00 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to mattgemmell

@katiedraws ohai. I collect soaps. But I don't know if that's interesting enough.

8:59 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to katiedraws

RT @katiedraws: I'm looking for interesting collections to draw. Please RT or forward on to your friends with massive (or tiny/minimalist)â€¦

8:57 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@DanielaKayB hast du mal drunter geguckt?

8:55 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to DanielaKayB

RT @royrobotiks: I took some photos of my friend GÃ¼nter's East German cold war era, Z80 based, DIY PC. Here's an album: https://t.co/QWl0kxâ€...

8:54 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Indian_stats Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin? pic.twitter.com/Mx7RozoMbF

3:51 PM, Oct 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

JessicaKRoy instead of buying a nasty woman shirt where 50% of the proceeds go to planned parenthood why not just donate $25 to planned parenthood

4:29 PM, Oct 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:52 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

@fractalbears hahaha this is good too. Wow. I'm just so glad that not everyone is like that. Sigh.

8:05 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@fractalbears I love to remember a tweet that said"today a guy explained to me the game that I invented".It's like they need to feel special

8:02 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @theangelremiel: @fractalbears my wife does the thing of frowning and asking them to explain it again. And again. Until it's clear sheâ€¦

7:59 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@fractalbears the critical word and also the obvious explanation seems to be "guy".

7:58 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

MikeDrucker Can't believe the latest #Wikileaks release. Hillary is DONE! pic.twitter.com/4YnGZIUjbn

3:55 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:57 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @pwgavin: NYT prints a list of everything "Donald Trump has insulted on twitter since declaring his candidacy." It's a two page spread.â€¦

7:56 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Das ist sicher auch was fÃ¼r @quitzi https://t.co/YycPEDCcgy

7:05 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Und ganz oben auf der Liste von keine Geduld ist Windows.

7:02 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Ich finde ja fÃ¼r echt alles Geduld. AuÃŸer fÃ¼r Technik.

7:01 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@nomaster das ist fast ein Herzmuskelkontraktionsplateu lang.

7:00 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to nomaster

WHO #WorldPolioDay: Eradicating #polio will be one of the greatest achievements in human history. Let's #EndPolio! pic.twitter.com/zXTGU6GEKY

5:40 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

@Pecc0r Urgh. Mein Beileid.

2:57 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Pecc0r

Lernen in der Bib, oder auch:
Lautes Kauen
Geruch von RedBull
Pseudomonas aus der LÃ¼ftung
Trockene Luft

2:53 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Wikipedia warnt jetzt, dass sie keine Diagnose und Untersuchung durch Ã„rzt*innen ersetzen. Sowas.

2:14 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

VeryBritishDude Brexit explained. pic.twitter.com/49bWsz5GXk

11:48 PM, Oct 22nd, 2016 via Talon (Plus) (retweeted on 12:48 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @krokodilgemuese: Leute, die den Begriff â€žTriggerâ€œ/â€žtriggernâ€œ als â€žWitzâ€œ benutzen, sollten mal nachschlagen was PTSD bedeutet. Bitte.

12:47 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

teamlambchop Escher Lego. Das tut irgendwie weh. :) pic.twitter.com/Stj5U6HJY4

7:29 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

"Ich esse nur Eintopf" ist das neue "ich esse nur Salat".

12:44 PM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

Ich werde nicht wiederholen was die Dozentin gesagt hat. Sie fand aber nett, dass ich sie am Ende darauf hingewiesen hab, dass es BS ist.

11:24 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

ABra_ThatFits ABTF believes anyone of ANY gender who wants to can wear a bra. All sizes are real! #abrathatfits #abtf #brasize pic.twitter.com/w7lHodRCEU

3:34 PM, Oct 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

Keine 30 Minuten in der Vorlesung und mir ist schlecht.

11:00 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

15 Minuten in der Vorlesung und schon bereue ich es. #gynÃ¤kologie

10:47 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

@Molossoidea neben PÃ¤diatrie und Pathologie wohl das Fach, an dem ich am wenigsten Interesse hab. Urgh.

10:29 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS in reply to Molossoidea

HERRGOTT sind die GynÃ¤kologen aufgeblasen und selbstverdient und heteronormativ.

10:22 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

RT @ditzkoff: This would account for the administrations of President Dracula, President Slutty Nurse and President Elsa From Frozen https:â€¦

10:07 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

maellevie I AM CRYING !! This is BY FAR the best response to dick pics I have ever read.
Thank you Sarah-Louise Jordan. pic.twitter.com/wvE7MABMAz

5:43 PM, Oct 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

PastelPouts This is the best god damn story I have ever read. pic.twitter.com/EJKCOtsEqL

10:35 PM, Oct 20th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS)

RT @hermes3s: Die Werbung erklÃ¤rt, dass Sagrotan gerade in der Grippezeit 99,9% der Bakterien entfernt.

Grippe wird aber durch Viren Ã¼berâ€¦

9:58 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iÎŸS

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October 24th, 2016