@rolldiggity how is Jeb Bush not on it?
@dr_psycho 400mg und gegen Brechdurchfall. pic.twitter.com/912EV6DnaK
🎊Benzodiazepine🎉
RT @simplynautica: I love the "How to Get Away with Murder" cast ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ https://t.co/OI3lFk8hby
RT @TheFunnyTeens: Michelle Obama looks absolutely stunning on the cover of Vogue ðŸ˜â¤ï¸ https://t.co/9IY3FXHege
notsalome Biden: I ordered huge replacement doorknobs, huge
Obama: Joe, we can't-
Biden: President Tiny Hands!! pic.twitter.com/PJ1v4IUdlT
RT @ChristianHoemke: Ich scheiße jemandem ins Wohnzimmer, kotze das Schlafzimmer voll und zünde der Katze den Schwanz an. Und erwarte eine…
RT @GoaGoaZwerg: Berlin Mitte prüft Beschlagnahmung von Unterkunft für Obachlose, aus der der Eigentümer Luxuslofts machen will https://t.c…
fractalbears He wouldn't be as dangerous and stupid as to put an anti-vaxxer in charge of the CDC, would he?
MEINE UNI BIETET AUCH EIN EXAMEN IM FRÃœHJAHR AN UND JETZT IST EVENTUELL MEINE LAUNE ETWAS BESSER.
RT @amina_you: Heute ist es 98 Jahre her dass in Deutschland das Wahlrecht für Frauen eingeführt wurde. (Foto:https://t.co/NDXWUjuikZ ) htt…
RT @Apfelkernchen: Mein Patient hat sein Urinalkondom abgezogen und in eine Colaflasche gestopft. Dann schenkte er mir diesen "Flaschengeis…
Me in 4 months: pic.twitter.com/CBXuvw1EWp
PaschBlue Uh whoa! @fullbright put Gone Home up for FREE to help people feel better. If you've never played it. Please do:
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RT @makiahimani: Is that not murder? We don't call that murder anymore? https://t.co/tol4HLn3m6
He seems angry but I don't know why pic.twitter.com/NzoqjrQQXv
DanaSchwartzzz "Liberals and their wussy safe spaces!" - trump voter who wants a country where no one is allowed to hurt his feelings by calling him racist
LEGO_Group @StopFundingHate We have finished the agreement with The Daily Mail and are not planning any future promotional activity with the newspaper
RT @MsEntropy: The gap between:
"He won't do everything he says"
&
"He says what he means and people like that"
is our anxiety. https://…
DocShaner I felt like I saw this everywhere during the campaign, but it seems like maybe some didn't see it, so just in case-- pic.twitter.com/ciq0OlXkKB
Ich soll heute eine neue Kollegin mitnehmen und die ist wohl noch nicht da. Prima.
RT @_sashayed: BARACK: mr trump welcome to th--
BIDEN: [mumbling] asphinctersayswhat
BARACK: joe
BIDEN: ASPHINCTERSAYSWHAT
TRUMP: what?
BID…
RT @jonnysun: biden: cmon you gotta print a fake birth certificate, put it in an envelope labeled "SECRET" and leave it in the oval office…
Zu kalt 😩