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August 28th, 2017

Super geile Tattoo Idee gehabt und jetzt wieder vergessen. Ich Heldin.

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Honestly, jede noch so schlechte Serie ist es wert sie zu gucken, wenn Ennis Esmer mitspielt :D

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Ennis Esmer ist so cool

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alex_dd89 Jonathan Frakes sollte Pressesprecher von De Maizière werden pic.twitter.com/RnGEDvOxUR

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UnterderSonne1 Pls RT: Warnung der medizinischen Hochschule Hannover vor der Verwechslung des Knollenblätterpilzes mit einem syris… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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Beispiel für einen guten Umgang mit einer freundlichen Beschwerdemail einer Mitarbeiterin:
(Danke, Chefin <3 ) pic.twitter.com/fC7A8AWvJr

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nowthisnews It's been 3 years since Republicans lost their minds over Obama's tan suit pic.twitter.com/48H48dAjq1

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jumblejim When the Germans are warning us, maybe attention should be paid. pic.twitter.com/PC9Hdpye6y

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FishBlanc I have an idea for replacing one of those statues... pic.twitter.com/v3zZzb1yFe

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Warum die Kollegen mich immer um mein Mittagessen beneiden Teil 526295 pic.twitter.com/FFinpyMXOc

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Warum die Kollegen mich immer um mein Mittagessen beneiden Teil 526295 pic.twitter.com/fTfZwnYVsw

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rubberbanddoll Them at risk from cold, it can lead to them developing upper respiratory infections as they're already prone.. Basically: don't. Ever.

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rubberbanddoll As for how bathing kills: stress can kill rabbits, can cause their gut to slow or stop, their fur is so dense it doesn't dry easily leaving

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rubberbanddoll It's called "trancing" and every rabbit welfare group tells you to absolutely not do it unless you have no other choice.

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rubberbanddoll And putting rabbits on their backs? They literally cannot move. They're not calm and comfortable, they think they're going to die.

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RT @rubberbanddoll: See: rabbits being given baths. BATHING YOUR RABBIT CAN LITERALLY KILL THEM. That cute wiggly nose going so fast is bec…

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"Und wann fangen Sie bei uns an?"

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… und so kam es, dass ich bei einer Augen-Schiel-OP assistieren durfte.

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"Our lives are fictions. We construct this fake reality that we're happy, when really we want to smash everybody's faces in […]"
Ayoade

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(Und das andere kostet 200€

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(Ich bin ja bereit so viel zu zahlen weil gute Arbeit auch was kosten darf aber trotzdem

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Mein Lieblingsbild kostet 180€

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ICH HAB MEINE KOPFHÖRER VERGESSEN NEEEEEEEEEIN

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