@MamsellChaos The simple horrors of my daily tumblr timeline https://t.co/IPoaLw7bDu
SarahCAndersen I don't understand when men on the street are like, "you get home safe sweetie." Like, yeah, that's what I was planning on?
MikeMcWhertor Shit just got pretty real in Andy's bedroom pic.twitter.com/Wrl5ag9aSx
MaraWritesStuff Steven Universe is my favorite kids' show about the inherent superiority of queer women
RT @kathakatze: Es gibt Schland-M&Ms und die haben ne ziemlich passende Botschaft: außen viel schwarz-rot-gold, innen ganz viel braun.
Es gibt kein Elch-Emoji
jonnysun PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see
ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing
PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]
Dozent: "… bis zu über 40mV…"
Ich: (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»
amina_you Man nennt es RUHE-Wagen weil man ruhig sein soll. Warum lernen das Menschen nicht.
Kaffee zu Bildern von Syphilis.
Okay everyone have a great day or night and I'll see/read you tomorrow! ✨💕
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