June 10th, 2016

SarahCAndersen I don't understand when men on the street are like, "you get home safe sweetie." Like, yeah, that's what I was planning on?

9:23 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

MikeMcWhertor Shit just got pretty real in Andy's bedroom pic.twitter.com/Wrl5ag9aSx

6:51 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

MaraWritesStuff Steven Universe is my favorite kids' show about the inherent superiority of queer women

5:02 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

RT @kathakatze: Es gibt Schland-M&Ms und die haben ne ziemlich passende Botschaft: außen viel schwarz-rot-gold, innen ganz viel braun.

4:40 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS

jonnysun PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see
ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing
PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]

5:55 AM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

amina_you Man nennt es RUHE-Wagen weil man ruhig sein soll. Warum lernen das Menschen nicht.

3:07 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

tbhjuststop when u cut everybody off & now u bored but got too much pride to hit anyone up pic.twitter.com/QbOB0CTlxV

10:39 PM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Buffer (retweeted on 12:50 AM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

RT @derLehnsherr: 1981: Wenn der Postmann zweimal klingelt

2016: wäre schön wenn der Paketmann überhaupt mal klingelt

12:46 AM, Jun 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS